See Men

As I was walking out of the gym this afternoon, I saw a bunch of younguns crowding the patio area next to the dining hall. I realized: it has begun. CTOPS is starting up so there will be lots of young impressionable fresh meat on campus. Now hold your fistfuls of confetti- their parents are here too- until the events at night start up. And no, that’s not some dirty joke; the parents and chill’un are pretty inseparable during the day, but they have separate group activities at night. I had a strong urge to go back after my shower and check out the scene but that would be a bit too skeezy for my taste. So I’ll just watch from a distance for now until I can think of a better way of enjoying pre-freshmen.